1. haloalkane:

    fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

    (via retiredjesus)


  2. "Take your time getting dressed this morning; read a book, make yourself some breakfast. The world can wait."
    — The art of recovery (via handcraftedinvirginia)

    (Source: escalatedthoughts, via astoldbyginga)


  4. nointerrruption:

    growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

    (Source: okaywork, via astoldbyginga)


  5. lunalovelock:

    list of cute things

    • you
    • also you
    • hey look you
    • and you
    • wait wait wait
    • you
    • you’re cute

    (via pizza)


  6. "You need to be a little bit crazy. Crazy is the price you pay for having an imagination. It’s your superpower. Tapping into the dream. It’s a good thing not a bad thing."
    — Ruth Ozeki (via bornreadygeneration)

    (Source: bornready.co, via astoldbyginga)


  7. "Comparison will steal your joy and beat you down. Learn to embrace the uniqueness of yourself and how to love who God has designed you to be."
  8. delta-breezes:

    Blueberry Balsamic Jam | Half Baked Harvest 

    (via themountainlaurel)


  9. sniffing:



    i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

    Finally someone said it.

    (via pizza)


  10. And I know you have a heavy heart; I can feel it when we kiss. (…) If you promise to stay conscious I will try and do the same. We might die from medication, but we sure killed all the pain.

    (Source: chaimeow, via mnemotaxis)


  11. overblood:

    long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

    (Source: flapwagon, via retiredjesus)

  13. neekaisweird:

    cute lil lavender farms


  15. dogapult:

    how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

    (via pizza)