1. mikau:

    a hip new dance called “sitting”

    (via whostolemycoconuts)

     

  2. thecompanionsdoctor:

    thecompanionsdoctor:

    Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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    and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

    image

    Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

    Which one of you assholes brought this back

    (via thequeenoftheshire)

     
  3. lifehacks247:

    For More Posts Like This Follow LifeHacks247

    (via pizza)

     
  4. contramonte:

    Along The Falls. (by JamesRannoch)

    (via loveyourchaos)

     

  5. friclge:

    I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

    (via pizza)

     
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  7. expels:

    my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

    (Source: expels, via retiredjesus)

     

  8. futurefantastic:

    zacwells:

    futurefantastic:

    zacwells:

    How long does your ideal hug last

    38-45 minutes

    that’s really impractical

    u said ideal, not realistic

    (via retiredjesus)

     

  9. stfulily:

    getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

    (via retiredjesus)

     

  10. reasonsmysoniscrying:

    "Do not mistake my kindness for weakness."
    - Al Capone, (also me, just now, to my boys while putting them back into bed for the 4th time)
     

  11. plantkitten:

    i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

    (Source: andromeda4002019, via pizza)

     

  12. eiffeled:

    A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

    (via astoldbyginga)

     
  13. Portrait of a Garden Cuno Amiet - 1949

    (Source: bofransson, via astoldbyginga)

     

  14. -stupid-:

    *throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

    (via pizza)

     
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